you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I need to sanitize my soul.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
where are my eyebrows?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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