Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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