I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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