Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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