i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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