Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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