Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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