hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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