Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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