Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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