I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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