I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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