Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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