Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Someone came in the potted fern
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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