I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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