After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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