I want you more than these girls want KFC
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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