I want to make a zoo with you.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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