...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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