In the future we'll all be gay
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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