apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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