Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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