I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sponge bath it is.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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