Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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