I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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