hell yes lets make some ravioli
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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