Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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