Just took my morning after pill in the library
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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