Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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