If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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