She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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