I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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