And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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