This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
