Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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