Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
pray to the hookup gods
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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