my room smells like sperm. sweet.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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