She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i love accidental penises.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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