My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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