What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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