My balls are so social today.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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