Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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