Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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