I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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