K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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