You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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