i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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