Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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