i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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