Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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