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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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