i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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