Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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