i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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