Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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